Nutritional Value
(For the Spiritually Snackable and Chaotically Kind)Serving size: One beautifully chaotic cosmic crusader 🌞⚖️Ingredients:42% Receipts (endless)27% Confusion (mostly for your enemies)16% Cosmic Resilience ✨10% Sarcasm (spread evenly)5% Peanut Butter (perfectly spreadable)Contains:Trojan Giraffe Vibes 🦒Stubborn truth 🥜Mild chaos and unfiltered justiceDaily Value (% Vibes):Politeness: 100% (enough to disarm)Humor: 110% (enough to confuse)Groove: 85% (enough to underestimate)Lethality: 200% (enough to win)Directions:
Laugh 🌈
Document ⚖️
Escalate 💥
Investigate 🕵️
Stick to the truth like peanut butter to their paperwork 🥜Warning: May cause spontaneous accountability and excessive grooviness.When ready for deployment, whisper softly into the cosmos:> “Deploy the vibes.”
May the vibes be always peanutbutter
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